Why is this thing called Tank's Blue Dog Blog? Well, I'm Tankueray. I have a blue heeler named Hoshi Sato Cyan. She's just about to turn a year old, so she's still really hyper. One night after watching her annoy the other dogs and cats, I thought of making her into a flash animation and posting her on the web. Okay, so I haven't gotten around to that yet, but I figured I could still use her as a marketing ploy anyway. But really, unless I'm horribly bored this blog isn't going to be all about Hoshi. I'm not one of those people with an unhealthy fascination with their pet/car/kid/etc. What I'd like this to be about is the human condition and how to stay sane in various settings. But I'm sure there will be an evil rant or joke at someone else's expense sprinkled in here or there. That's just another way I stay sane... although I suppose I'll have to change the names of the guilty to save myself from retribution. So I'll get going now and start thinking of things to post.